A (Parenthetical) Work in Progress...

Read the Printed Word!

This is my personal Tumblr. Here you will find anything from kittens, to Doctor Who, to my beliefs of hot button subjects.
If you're not interest in that and just want the writing of my alter ego, Ashe Marshall go to http://crankywriting.tumblr.com
Recent Tweets @
  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD
When writers die they become books, which is, after all, not too bad an incarnation.
Jorge Luis Borges (via observando)

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borrowedphrases:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

(via grandshoes-and-sanddad)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

baku-babe:

unf-hans:

j-spencer15:

There are no words…

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

…..this is perfect. You win the internet.

Hans

Hans I threw that away like two scenes ago 

(via grandshoes-and-sanddad)

scienceshenanigans:

oceanicsteam:

But…but…~chemicals!~

image

I cannot stress this enough.

(via seananmcguire)

thebigbadwerewolf:

silversarcasm:

snark-sniper:

mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

image

This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted

(via xkaymex)

katgirlstudio:

Frozen by Anna Dittm http://ift.tt/1jHtY8B

katgirlstudio:

Frozen by Anna Dittm http://ift.tt/1jHtY8B

Academically, Lydia is one of the finest students I’ve ever had. Her ap classes push her gpa above 5.0. I’d actually like to have her IQ tested. And socially, she displays  outstanding leadership qualities. I mean, she’s a real leader.

(via angelofalbion)

disneytasthic:

Designer Princess iphone backgrounds

(via dumbledoresgirlthroughandthrough)

holisticsexualhealth:

"That’s kind of the point"

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
Lemony Snicket